Once
upon a time, in a mythical land which belonged to Kla-Kla, the God of
Absentmindedness, there was a huge army made up entirely of
radioactive walruses. They were all training to fight against the
laser-shooting belugas, who were the servants of the Goddess of
Procrastination called Arimskina. The battle had been going on for at
least 25 centuries, when suddenly, a spooky message came via the
prophets of both divinities. If their believers didn't join forces in
an epic war against the Holy Mother of Angsty Teenage Writers, then
the world would forever turn purple. Since nobody had anything in
particular against purple (it was a pretty fashionable colour) and
since there were a lot of political reasons at stake, the armies
never became allies and so, the universe turned the seventh shade of
the rainbow.
The
end.
(Azi am făcut ordine şi am dat peste o grămadă de tâmpenii, inclusiv peste povestea asta bazată pe următoarele prompturi:
radioactive
angsty
spooky
mythical
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